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18 Funny and Creepy Christmas Ornaments

Halloween is in the past, there are many funny things on Halloween, such as crazy Halloween costemes, Halloween masks and halloween gifts. Although Christmas is still early, you can view the following 18 funny and unusual Christmas ornaments.

1. Sex and the City Christmas Ornament

Sex and the City Christmas Ornament

Sex and the City Christmas Ornament

Why does a Sex and the City Christmas Ornament exist is beyond our understanding. But that doesn't mean that these ornaments won't find a nice tree for themselves. The fact that the movie grossed over $400 million is proof that the Sex and the City franchise has a very strong base that will eat up whatever is thrown at them. For more details, please refer to Fashion Avenue Sex & The City Pink Martini Glass Christmas Ornament

2. Suck UK Grenade Christmas Ornaments

Suck UK Grenade Christmas Ornaments

Suck UK Grenade Christmas Ornaments

These sweet Grenade Ornaments by Suck UK will ensure that your next Christmas is a blast, pun very much intended. While we've long been fans of dangerous design (in symbolism, not in reality), these grenade ornaments are more than a conversation piece, they've been designed as a charity item for holiday decoration shoppers. For more details, please refer to Grenade Ornaments

3. Fat Gay Mermaid Christmas Ornaments

Fat Gay Mermaid Christmas Ornaments

Fat Gay Mermaid Christmas Ornaments

What can be better than a fat gay mermaid on your Christmas tree? For more details, please refer to 6" December Diamonds Star Mermaid Gay Pride Christmas Ornament

4. Captain James T. Kirk Christmas Ornament

Captain James T. Kirk Christmas Ornament

Captain James T. Kirk Christmas Ornament

The Captain James T. Kirk Ornament is just one of many Star Trek themed items for all the trekkies out there. For more details, please refer to Captain James T. Kirk Star Trek Legends #1 In Series 2010 Hallmark Ornament QX8373

5. Dog Poop Christmas Ornament

Dog Poop Christmas Ornament

Dog Poop Christmas Ornament

We can't promise the Dog Poop Christmas Ornament will become a family heirloom but you can bet your family will still be talking about it well into the New Year. This sparkly, sculpted "doo" has been featured on the Jay Leno Show (really!) and is one of our most popular new items this season. A great gift for any pet lover with a warped sense of humor.

6. Camera Christmas Ornament

Camera Christmas Ornament

Camera Christmas Ornament

This hard to find Camera Ornament looks well loved and will be a fun addition to your tree this year. For more details, please refer to CAMERA DESIGN ORNAMENT - POLYRESIN CAMERA DESIGN CHRISTMAS HANGING ORNAMENT

7. Santa & Reindeer Tootin' Tushies Christmas Ornament

Santa & Reindeer Tootin' Tushies Christmas Ornament

Santa & Reindeer Tootin' Tushies Christmas Ornament

Who can resist the unstoppable mix of Farting Toys and Holiday Cheer? The Santa & Reindeer Tootin' Tushies are hysterical Christmas decoration to hang around the house or as a new favorite ornament on the tree.

Santa and his reindeer do a lot of work on Christmas Eve so each must have some serious gas. It's a lot of pressure. But their farts are no regular flatulence. It is infused with the humor inspiring Christmas spirit. Squeeze either the Reindeer or Santa Tootin' Tushies Farting Ornament and it will fart a few bars of Deck the Halls for an impressive 15 or so seconds! For more details, please refer to 1 Santa Butt and 1 Reindeer Butt-tootin Farting Musical Christmas Ornaments

8. Fender Guitar and Bass Christmas Ornament

Fender Guitar and Bass Christmas Ornament

Fender Guitar and Bass Christmas Ornament

If you wanted the Faberge Egg equivalent of a guitar ornament, we'd save up and commission one of these Fender Guitar and Bass Ornaments. Given the price, how cool they look and feel, that they include a blue bass, and that they made the boys day, we'd say they are perfect. For more details, please refer to Set of 4 Resin GUITAR ORNAMENTS/BASS/Electric/ACCOUSTIC/Fender

9. Sushi Christmas Ornament

Sushi Christmas Ornament

Sushi Christmas Ornament

Created by Kurt Adler, this novelty Sushi Ornament features a sushi roll complete with ginger and chopsticks. For more details, please refer to Kurt Adler TD1162 Resin Sushi Ornament, 3-1/2-Inch

10. Fast Food Burger & Fries Christmas Ornaments

Fast Food Burger & Fries Christmas Ornaments

Fast Food Burger & Fries Christmas Ornaments

Approximately 127 million adults in the U.S. are overweight, 60 million are obese, and 9 million are extremely obese. However, that hasn't stopped people from gorging on incredibly unhealthy fast food. If you can't get enough of your 1000+ calorie value meals during lunch and dinner, bring them home by way of these Fast Food Burger & Fries Christmas Ornaments. For more details, please refer to Fast Food Burger & Fries Christmas Ornament Set

11. Miniature Pool Ball Christmas Ornaments

Miniature Pool Ball Christmas Ornaments

Miniature Pool Ball Christmas Ornaments

Show your passion for pool with these set of balls 1-15 and cue. Includes Hooks for hanging. Make Your Holidays Merry with the Miniature Pool Ball Ornament. For more details, please refer to Miniature Pool Ball Ornament Set

12. Predator Christmas Ornaments

Predator Christmas Ornaments

Predator Christmas Ornaments

I'm not sure if many kids would love this Predator Christmas Ornament, but many Sci-Fi fans could not resist its beauty. It is raw, scary and definitely nostalgic.

13. Hot Ginger Bread Christmas Ornaments

Hot Ginger Bread Christmas Ornaments

Hot Ginger Bread Christmas Ornaments

Hot Ginger Bread Christmas Ornaments

14. Star Wars Christmas Ornaments

Star Wars Christmas Ornaments

Star Wars Christmas Ornaments

More Star Wars Christmas Ornaments, but these one are definietly dressed in the right spirit. Darth Vader got the Sant Claus cap, Han Solo with the misseltoe, and Boba Fett is ready to light it up with the decorations.

15. Gangsta Mermaid Christmas Ornaments

Gangsta Mermaid Christmas Ornaments

Gangsta Mermaid Christmas Ornaments

Funny Picture: Christmas Ornament - Gangsta Mermaid, your friends will like it.

16. Obama Christmas Ornament

Obama Christmas Ornament

Obama Christmas Ornament

I went to WalMart and now they have Obama Chistmas Tree ornaments

17. Boba Fett Christmas Statue

Boba Fett Christmas Statue

Boba Fett Christmas Statue

Boba Fett would probably be voted the coolest Star Wars character ever, and in this amazing Boba Fett Christmas Statue that would go perfect at the bottom of your tree. Armed with a candycane, he would guard the gifts until Christmas Day. For more details, please refer to Kurt S. Adler 8-Inch Fabric Mache Star Wars Boba Fett Tablepiece Christmas Décor

18. Red Gangsta Mermaid Christmas Ornaments

Red Gangsta Mermaid Christmas Ornaments

Red Gangsta Mermaid Christmas Ornaments

Non-traditional colors: Similarly to our post about decorating your home without the traditional red, ornaments can be hot pink to turquoise! Look around your home and fit your ornament color scheme into your décor. Choose colors from your furniture, walls, or even a piece of art work and draw that theme into hand crafted ornaments or find matching ribbon and tie bows around your Christmas tree branches.

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